Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Funny One liners

Awesome one liners decoded-


Incidently, Hina khar anagrams to Hi Nakhra! (hina rabani khar -pak foreign minister)

If you want Arnab to shut up,make him the Prime minister!

Baby: a program that takes nine months to develop and a whole lifetime to debug

Innocence: the look on your face when you return home from a trip to bangkok

Arnab goswami is the only man in the universe who can see three sides of a coin.

Railway fares finally hiked. i think they were waiting to see if the world really ends in 2012.

LOC: Line of control or line of compromise

Describe delhi's winter in three words:
Mercury Mars Uranus

Arjun Tendulkar, SACHIN Tendulkar and Shahid Afridi: God, Godfather and Juvenille!

Literature festivals are usually a holy congregation of three C's
Chicks, Chic and Chicanery.

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