One liners - on the WC 2011

Sachin gives a statement after getting out.
" I was still only changing out of my sweaty clothes and taking a shower and was shocked
to see the whole team back in the dressing room showering too.

On Sehwag hitting four's on the first ball of all 5 league matches of India.

KP - Viru believes that in WC 2011, He's got to First come first serve!!

Rumor on Dilshan,being first player to fail drug test in WC 2011

KP - After his verbal duel on the field with Shaun, looks like he got Tainted.

On the India-Netherland match

KP - The Dutch team seemed to have had some extra Heineken Beer before the start of their match with India.

Kamran Akmal drops two lolly catches in the match vs New Zealand to give Taylor a birthday gift.

KP- Kamran's favourite pickup line "Hello,Can I drop you somewhere?"


In England-Ireland match , there was a lady with a Banner in the Chennai crowd saying

"Munni Badnam Hui, KP Tere liye"

KP - I hope she meant Kevin Peterson, as there was no Keiron Pollard there..to suit her.

Shane Warne's tweet on India-England match being a tie. And media calling him the new "Paul, the octopus"

KP- I think Warnie ate Paul the octopus for Dinner, Shane ain't I right mate!

Why did Kevin O' brien finish the England - Ireland match so soon?

KP- Coz the Irish pubs of Bangaluru also close at 11pm.

On the Pakistan- Canada match going right down to the wire.

KP - The pakis had A-free di to help them Win.

On NEHRA not playing any LEAGUE matches in Bangaluru in WC 2011.

KP- Looks like Nehra is busy oogling at Deepika Padukone in the pavilion stands.

On the last ball of India's batting being a short run ,which in the end cost India the victory.

KP - School cricket kid's can run better than this. What a crime!!